I have graduated.

I've referred to, in the past, my overall disdain for that 'jet fuel' coffee by Starbucks.  But then my sister started working for them and all my prejudices disappeared. I became a full on believer. I am a 100 per cent devotee.  However, previously I only dabbled; dipped my toe into the vast coffee offerings, so to speak (ow) with the easy VIA and other very basic brews.  I always looked with envy upon those other coffee drinkers who ordered their customized concoction with such dignity and aplomb (I always wanted to use that word in a sentence. Will have to look it up now.) How did they know to that extreme level what specific size, flavor and mixture of coffee beverage to order?? What the hell is a macciatto?  So, as you know, I've been visiting one specific SBX location, upon noting what type of person also visits here, what the staff is like and what hours to avoid.  Today I felt confident. My hair looked good. (always helps)  The man who wears the headset and greets me, yes, little ole me, every morning with such genuine sincerity, that I figured now's my chance.  I asked what in hindsight sounds a bit like a nursery rhyme "How many pumps of vanilla are in a skinny vanilla latte?'  He says, 'depends on the size.' I say 'Grande, of course."  He says '4 pumps.'  I venture further, encouraged by his skillful handling of my query.  "How would I order half the vanilla but an extra shot of espresso?  He says " 2 pump skinny vanilla triple latte."  And there at 8:42am my coffee was born. See my new baby? Isn't she precious??